January 2011
a fucking valuable thing: A MADE-UP FABLE →
THE COCK, THE PUSSY AND THE ASS There was once a proud cock, who was in envy of his master’s pussycat. “Why,” he said, “here I am, having to wake myself before dawn to crow for the master, and my rewards are to sleep in a cold, damp chicken coop, and eat the same tasteless grain, day after…
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How to be a Muslim Hipster.
Sam: Is your prayer veil vintage? Do you have the Qur'an on vinyl? DIDNT THINK SO.
Me: My burqa is plaid, WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!
Cuyler: and of course the Qur'an has to be in classical Arabic on 78s from the 1920s.
Sam: I just broke out in adam lambert at that. Too gay to function :'(
Me: I love you guys
Two churches located across the street from each...
scoobydooapplesauce:
paranoidrobot:
…Do the Presbyterians think Rocks are animals?
I’m not religious, but this seriously made me lol.
:)
“Dogs are animals. There aren’t any rocks in heaven either.”
/dead
The New Zodiac
arcanashift:
vevivi:
papercliptrails:
omgrawrfayce:
moderate-rock:
Hell yeah, I’m a coaster :3
Fuck yes, I’m a thermos!
but but but I WANNA BE A LLAMA.
SPORK!!!
sooo………..i’m a coaster?
so taylor swift and jake gyllenhaal broke up
i can’t wait for the song. let’s see here:
oh JAKE
what a MISTAKE
i should have known that you would TAKE
my heart and let it BREAK
oh JAKE
you were such a SNAKE
remember by the LAKE
when you didn’t get me a MILKSHAKE
JAKE
you were such a FAKE
you can’t even BAKE
CAKE
oh JAKE
what a MISTAKE
fuck you with a RAKE
i guess I couldn’t MAKE
you love me……………. :””(
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Batgirl gets her first Batman, Inc. Assignment in...
dcwomenkickingass:
And guess who she is teaming up with?
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A fanfic.
Miss Hallelujah aka Magical Harkow wanted me to write a fanfic. So here. Blame her.
Pre-Dawn by @sarahcoldheart
The breeze was cool against her skin as she stood behind the tinkerer. There were no lamps nor torches as he worked. The moon light providing the only illumination as she watched the wooden planks and steel bars being lifted by metallic beings. The tinkerer stopped his work and...
1 in a million?
The phrase, “You’re one in a million” bugged me and so I decided to see if BASED on my “one true love” would be in Singapore and with the assumption that the person is either a Singaporean or a Permanent Resident here, I’m using the Singapore 2010 Census to calculate what my probabilities are.
Firstly, using the Table A1 Resident Population by Age Group, Ethnic...
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lettersfromtheattic suggested a roll call. I think that’s a brilliant idea!
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