vastderp:

rainbowbarnacle:

aprilwitching:

erotica written by an alien pretending not to be horrified by the human body

"some sort of gel emerged"

AHAHAHA OH WOW


“Together they put all of their clothes in a pile on the floor, where the dog lives.”

MY GOD

(via milodrums)

milodrums:

milodrums:

general-swagious:

A shot of my awesome Legend of Korra team! 
Mako: milodrums
Bolin: Me
Korra: Hime
Asami: kimoihime
Iroh: kisseki
Photo by Archie, Fringe & Film

Hey look it’s me as Mako! Do support us by reblogging/liking because you know, WE’RE ASIAN FOLKS COSPLAYING ASIAN PEOPLE OMG

#OH MY FUCK THIS IS SO NICE JANICE#SHRIEKING#ALOK#COSPLAYTHANK YOU THANK YOU. HONORED COMMENT BY KAYA, TRULY. I FELT REALLY FUCKING FAINT AND WAS SWEATING SO BAD DURING THIS SHOOT JFDKJASJ WORTH IT I GUESSSINGAPORE Y U SO WARM????

milodrums:

milodrums:

general-swagious:

A shot of my awesome Legend of Korra team! 

Mako: milodrums

Bolin: Me

Korra: Hime

Asami: kimoihime

Iroh: kisseki

Photo by Archie, Fringe & Film

Hey look it’s me as Mako! Do support us by reblogging/liking because you know, WE’RE ASIAN FOLKS COSPLAYING ASIAN PEOPLE OMG

#OH MY FUCK THIS IS SO NICE JANICE#SHRIEKING#ALOK#COSPLAY

THANK YOU THANK YOU. HONORED COMMENT BY KAYA, TRULY. I FELT REALLY FUCKING FAINT AND WAS SWEATING SO BAD DURING THIS SHOOT JFDKJASJ WORTH IT I GUESS

SINGAPORE Y U SO WARM????

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tehnakki:

nerdiosity:

superwolfavengewholock:

It’s a fucking Nick Furry cosplay cat.

I tried to scroll past it.

hahahahah. yes.

tehnakki:

nerdiosity:

superwolfavengewholock:

It’s a fucking Nick Furry cosplay cat.

I tried to scroll past it.

hahahahah. yes.

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wtfbadromancecovers:

the dragon kind of looks like it flew into a glass wall or something. i’ve no other explanation for why its arms are splayed like that.
Editor’s note: I like how they spaced the editor’s credit so it wouldn’t cover any of his ridiculous codpiece.

wtfbadromancecovers:

the dragon kind of looks like it flew into a glass wall or something. i’ve no other explanation for why its arms are splayed like that.

Editor’s note: I like how they spaced the editor’s credit so it wouldn’t cover any of his ridiculous codpiece.

Like Chocolate (part 2)

Part 1 is here.

~~~~~~

Mads screamed as his phone clattered onto the floor and bent down to reach for it.

“Why did you that for?” he asked, grabbing at his phone.

“Because I AM KICK ASS!” the woman shouted and waved her hand towards the phone.

It flew to her hands and the vampire snarled.

“Give it back,” he growled.

The woman stood before him defiantly, grinning at him in the dark alley, illuminated by the light from his phone. He recognized her, knew her from the vague exploits he had heard or read online. Her, in her black custom leather jacket, red t-shirt and ripped up jeans.

Her boots were steel-toed Caterpillar boots but word was that she had replaced them with silver tips for “Effective ass-kicking” according to her latest interview.

“Lucy. You’re Lucy, aren’t you?” Mads asked.

“Yeah, what tipped you off?” she grinned.

“Your name’s printed on the front of your jacket,” he replied.

She looked down at her chest as if seeing it for the first time. Printed on large fiery font was “LU” on her right and “CY” on the left where she left the jacket unzipped.

“Darn right. I spent time tracking you down and no need to wait for your victim. I made him go away,” she said, holding the phone away from him.

“Surely you didn’t come here just for that,” he said.

Lucy gripped his phone and faced the screen towards him.

“I’m being generous. I could stake you easily, you know. I have the magics to do so. Wicked magic. What I want you to do is call Gillian for me and I’ll let you go,” she said.

Mads stared at her incredulously and held his hand out.

“You want me… to call Gillian, our queen, May the Blood be Ever Flowing to Her and tell her what exactly?” he asked.

“I want you uh, to tell her to call me,” she mumbled.

“What.”

welovefineshirts:

ICYMI: When you receive your PuppyCat Plush, be sure to squeeze his ear to hear him speak!  Here’s a handy demonstration. ;)

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titancity:

YOUR WEAPONS CANNOT HARM ME

titancity:

YOUR WEAPONS CANNOT HARM ME

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